• before shaving my legs: i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
• after shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING

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• One Direction: Tell me I'm a screwed up mess.
• Me: Okay, you're a screwed up mess.
• One Direction: That I never listen.
• Me: You never listen.
• One Direction: Tell me you don't want my kiss.
• Me: Whoa, hold the fuck up.

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